gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
image

(via sextnoise)

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.

Follow for more fun science facts.

(Source: cloysterbell, via lord-0f-the-things)

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via pizza)

lindsaaykitty:

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE
THEY HAVE WINGS
WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

why do people need to drive 
they have legs
LEGS

lindsaaykitty:

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE

THEY HAVE WINGS

WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

why do people need to drive 

they have legs

LEGS

(via humoristics)

matvrity:

Age does not define maturity.

(Source: matvrity, via tinychatting)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via pizza)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via tinychatting)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via humorcat)